Paddy is dying. He says to his best mate. As they lower the coffin into the grave would you pour a bottle of whisky over it . His mate says yes Paddy I will do that for you but can I pass it through my kidney's first

Schrödinger's door...

Okay, the following may be silly and ridiculous, and a strech, but I will give it a show trial, or a trial balloon...........

True story. I was recently impressed to buy a pair of sunglasses. Cocoons are the brand name.  They fit quite nicely over my regular pair of eyeglasses. When I slip them on, boom! It's almost like another dimension of sight! Some colors get more intense, and it feels like I've been photoshopped!  or is it just a glitch in the matrix?    *mic drop*   

Or.... if my previous post wasn't funny enough, what about this?

How about this one?

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.